Welcome to The Virtual Telegram Service! Mustard Lane is a nationwide event staffing agency with thousands of talented staff across the country. Typically these staff work events as Brand Ambassadors, Promo Models, Product Specialists and more. We provide them with survival jobs so they can pursue their passions. The majority of our roster is made up of Actors, Dancers, Singers, Comedians and other artists. During this time of social distancing, our insanely talented staff have been using their skills to bring a smile to people’s faces with our Virtual Telegram Service! You make a request, we ask all the questions and then a thought out and procured Virtual Telegram will be sent to whoever you wish.
GO AHEAD & MAKE SOMEONE’S DAY!
Basic Package: $50 (3 Days until Delivery)
Want a Laner to sing or perform Happy Birthday for your recipient? To deliver a simple message from you in a charismatic or loving way? Simple requests, simple songs (songs that everyone knows, i.e. Happy Birthday, Amazing Grace, Take me out to the Ball Game…etc) and simple messages are at the heart of the Basic Package.
Basic Package example: Heartfelt greeting/delivered message including a few fun inside jokes + Singing Happy Birthday with a ukulele.
Intermediate Package: $75-$100 (7 Days until Delivery)
Have a message or telegram with a fun creative vision? Have someone that loves the Beatles, or doesn’t ever stop singing that one Britney Spears song? This package is intended for taking specific requests. You tell us your vision, or your Telegram’s recipients favorite likes and we can curate a message perfect for them! Think karaoke night! Our artists can put together specific requests of generally well known music, or popular media. A slight step up from the Basic Package, but totally worth curating a telegram for your recipient!
Intermediate Package example: Heartfelt greeting/delivered message including a few fun inside jokes + Singing 1-2 min of ‘Hey Jude’ with a Guitar
Advanced Package: $100-$150 (10+ Days until Delivery)
Have a message that requires some unique creativity and passion behind? This package is for you. The advanced package encompasses a truly creative and specific scope, but is well worth it in every final product. Obscure song you’d like us to learn? Check. Maybe want a full on parody of your favorite Seinfeld scene complete with silly wigs and editing? Check. It may be a little more pricey, but you are supporting talented artists and helping create a truly fun and unique message for someone who matters! If Advanced Package is selected or recommended, a specific price will be delivered to your email address.
Advanced Package example: Heartfelt greeting/delivered message including a few fun inside jokes + full on costumed dance and lip sync parody of all your favorite Broadway songs edited together for a 1-2 min extravagant video.
Rush Fee (48 hours or less): $25-$50 additional depending on scope